the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
(Source: anotherbadpoem)
for every note this gets i will drop another rubber duck into the sea 100% legit no joke i’m totally going to do it i swear ive never been more serious in my life this is the most serious a person has ever been about rubber ducks
i got impatientWell, we’re screwed.
(Source: destiel)
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
(Source: goobsohard)
i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed
(Source: deportredmayne)
