collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
mysteryperson1: terezipyrope: terezipyrope: for every note this gets i will drop another rubber duck into the sea 100% legit no joke i’m totally going to do it i swear ive never been more serious in my life this is the most serious a person has ever been about rubber ducks i got impatient Well, we’re screwed.
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
its-a-bingo: i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed
canyoudigitmotherlicker: cosmo sex tip #484: as your partner nears climax, whisper seductively in his ear “can you feel it mr. krabs?”
voldemortsblog: bloodandgutsinhighschool: cleargummibears: santahale: Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award. Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award. Leonardo DiCaprio...
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
jackingtonoff: if sugar we’re going down doesn’t still get u amped every time u hear it then u ain’t no friend of mine
wild-chalice: cakeybots: the only canon cosplay that’s a Nikon
thelandoffakebelieve: Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
People: You're only a true fan if you were there from the start.
Me: IM SORRY I WAS BUSY BEING A FUCKING FETUS. BEING A "TRUE FAN" WASN'T REALLY MY MAIN CONCERN.
jeou: have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner because i have
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
commanderinqueef: today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
flying-inca56: “Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts